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Post  LGB87 on Sat 15 Mar 2008, 5:05 am

I will be graduating with a BS in math in May. Anyone have any opportunities for someone with such a degree? Let me know.

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Post  Veteran Piper on Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:08 pm

What exactly does that qualify you to do, I mean if you were lookiing for a job in the classified, what heading would you look under?

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Post  LGB87 on Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:33 pm

I'm maybe looking for like an actuary position or maybe working in a private tutor setting (like a sylvan learning center).

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Post  MurdoMac on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:54 am

oh aye, right on.....

"Self-opinionated, arrogant young vegetarian, homosexual male, who is on medication, and who has zero social skills and an hatred of the bible is looking for employment....."
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Post  Robbie.Crow on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 2:51 am

Ever thought of joining the Taliban?
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Post  MurdoMac on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 3:33 am

lol! lol! lol!

don't give him ideas.......they'd put his horology skills to use in making IEDs
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Post  Robbie.Crow on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 11:21 am

Are they like STDs?
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Post  LGB87 on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:15 pm

An employer cannot deny employment to someone based on religion, sexual preference, diet, or political views. It's the law here in the US, but obviously not where you live...

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Post  Robbie.Crow on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:25 pm

You live in US? i thought you lived with the village people...
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Post  LGB87 on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:27 pm

Robbie.Crow wrote:You live in US? i thought you lived with the village people...

Why don't you go masturbate or something?

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Post  Robbie.Crow on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:28 pm

because its not a regular passtime for me... but if you do it alot.. well....... no-wonder yer single!
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Post  LGB87 on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:29 pm

I'm single because I choose to be single. I want nothing to do with dating. I actually have a mathematical proof that proves girls are evil!

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Post  Robbie.Crow on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:30 pm

LGB87 wrote:I'm single because I choose to be single. I want nothing to do with dating. I actually have a mathematical proof that proves girls are evil!
i have mathimatical proof that your a wanker too!
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Post  LGB87 on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:31 pm

OK...show me the proof, and I'll examine your steps to make sure you did not violate any mathematical rules (e.g. division by 0, etc)

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Post  Robbie.Crow on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:34 pm

(L + G - manhood + posts on this forum - 2(for sensible ones) + bannings from other forums) / number of people who like you (0) = wanker
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Post  LGB87 on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:36 pm

That's division by 0, which is not allowed in mathematics, so your proof is not valid.

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Post  LGB87 on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:38 pm

Mine goes something like this:

Given that girls are time and money, that time is money, and that the love of money is the root of all evil, we can say the following:

girls = time*money = money*money = money^2 = (sqrt(evil))^2 = evil

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

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Post  Robbie.Crow on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:38 pm

woops sorry your right! my mistake.. here it is.. fixed!

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bannings from other forums - number of good looking acrylic kilts (0) + number of whales saved (1) * number of dogs eaten by Bluebear (2) - number of phycopathic blind people who can drive a harly and shoot a gun (1)) / number of people who like you (2 (yer momma and poppa)) = wanker
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Post  LGB87 on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 8:39 pm

Give me one good reason not to break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts, and then make you run a mile.

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Post  MurdoMac on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 8:43 pm

LGB87 wrote:Give me one good reason not to break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts, and then make you run a mile.

...perhaps, because he wouldn't let his hind parts anywhere near an arse bandit like you ?
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Post  Veteran Piper on Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:16 pm

LGB87 wrote:I'm single because I choose to be single. I want nothing to do with dating. I actually have a mathematical proof that proves girls are evil!

Dude, you got some issues!

Think you can kiss any job prospects good bye!

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Post  Robbie.Crow on Tue 18 Mar 2008, 12:21 pm

LGB87 wrote:Give me one good reason not to break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts, and then make you run a mile.
i can give you 2

1. im a 5ft 11 bulky guy
2. you couldnt get your leg that high!
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Post  bob on Tue 18 Mar 2008, 2:55 pm

LGB87 wrote:An employer cannot deny employment to someone based on religion, sexual preference, diet, or political views. It's the law here in the US, but obviously not where you live...

rolling

Where do you come up with this stuff?

The protected categories are: race, color, religion, sex, national origin, disability, and age.

It's perfectly legal to fire someone for being a liberal, vegan queer. The real world is a lot different from the place you seem to write about.

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Post  Randy J. Homer on Tue 18 Mar 2008, 4:09 pm

A friend of mine owned and managed a restaurant/sports bar. He informed every employee upon hiring that this establishment catered particularly to Ohio State fans and if anyone ever showed up wearing anything bearing the colors, name or logo of the University of Michigan, then they instantly would be fired. He even printed it in the employee manual.

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Post  Editor on Tue 18 Mar 2008, 8:05 pm

In California, anemployer can fire or layoff who ever they please for any reason!

There really isn't any protection other than physical safety issues for employees.
That's why Unions are very much needed!

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